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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 10:20
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
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Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Still no good
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
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No way
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How is it safe to put tape on your mouth at night?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
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Just Forget it!
Still no good.